Much New Presidential Candidate. Such Change. Wow.

It would be painfully irresponsible for a media outlet to try to influence your vote during this election run, but The Square can confirm it is throwing its full editorial support behind the fresh and vibrant candidate ‘Doge’.

Running on a clear campaign of ‘So City, much vote, many promise, such president’, Doge is a candidate of few, formulaic words. However, the results will clearly only benefit students at large.

While Doge has neglected to comment, partly due to a lack of opinion on the University of London referendum and partly due to being an outdated internet meme, they are a clear forerunner in the race to presidential glory.

There is, however, a slight issue at the ballots. Representation & Democracy Coordinator Craig Stewart denied you could vote for the candidate, before adding: “Are you sure it’s pronounced [Doje] and not [Dogee]?

The Square will be tirelessly fighting for Doge to stand in their rightful place as a candidate of students and for students. Much democracy. Many future. Such change. Wow.